Bonted

used in an unfavourable manor to describe something or someone.

see that girls face?..that's bonted

by DJMattyS August 15, 2019

über boned

Royally screwed, significantly fucked, boned in the ass, so screwed, shafted, totally fucked

Those guys are either going to kill you or use you as bait, either way you're über boned.

by RyNb83 February 4, 2014

Ponce de Le-bóned

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

bogos binted

bogos binted has no meaning and is usually indecipherable. However, it is usually used to confuse one or escape a question.

Did you print out your photos?
bogos binted?
what.

by Hoo boy September 16, 2020

bontensmanager

Bontensmanager is basically a god who has the most correct opinions on everything. They always devour.

Do you know bontensmanager? Of fucking course.😁
Who leads the cult of bonten minis? Bontensmanager, who else you twat?

by 👹👹👹👹 November 13, 2021

Booted Up

Rochester, NY slang for gettin high as shit

1.Shawty booted up!
2. Man, I just got that shit from Clinton Ave. we about to boot up

by Rep ROC February 17, 2018

Bontemgasm

The unrestrained physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Australian football viewing excitation.

1. I've just had a Bontemgasm, please pass the tissues.

by Australian idle March 27, 2015