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über boned
über boned by RyNb83 February 4, 2014
Ponce de Le-bóned
When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
bogos binted
bogos binted has no meaning and is usually indecipherable. However, it is usually used to confuse one or escape a question.
bogos binted by Hoo boy September 16, 2020
bontensmanager
Bontensmanager is basically a god who has the most correct opinions on everything. They always devour.
Do you know bontensmanager? Of fucking course.😁
Who leads the cult of bonten minis? Bontensmanager, who else you twat?
Who leads the cult of bonten minis? Bontensmanager, who else you twat?
bontensmanager by 👹👹👹👹 November 13, 2021
Booted Up
Bontemgasm
The unrestrained physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Australian football viewing excitation.
Bontemgasm by Australian idle March 27, 2015
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