by WGRam&DMDon August 31, 2010
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Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
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by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018
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Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes
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Whilst watching Matty’s mom exercise, Ad became turned on and his Bonestalk appeared embarrassingly whilst he was bench-pressing at the local gym
by TechNoNotice January 17, 2022
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by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020
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Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
by LargeDavid April 9, 2021
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