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Of Bristish origin, possibly from the southwest. The drunkest you can ever be. Ever.
bongo'd by St. Ives 04 October 28, 2004
Words you can keep
Human 1: Yo my dude, I bongo'd the Cookie Monster in my dreams last night

Human 2: Woah my good sir, that's crazy asf
Bongo'd by Dumpster Rat July 16, 2022
Taking too much Exstacy. To be bongo'd.
aww man am pure bongo'd likes.
bongo'd by Kidder February 27, 2005
The act of having smoked so much out of a bong and then chugged the bongwater that you explode in seventeen parts.
Oh my god!!!! David just BONGO'D!!!!!
bongo'd by Jimmy bo jangles June 12, 2009

ali bongo'd 

having intimate relations with a work colleague, being found out and have your other half forward intimate pictures and emails around your whole workplace and customers!!
bloke 1 ; what were you doing in the store room

bloke 2 ; i ali gongo'd the bird off reception
bloke 1 ; ali bongo'd
bloke2 ; yep ali bongo'd, f**king mrs sent pictures all round the company!
ali bongo'd by alisheena July 7, 2010
To be caught doing something wrong or illegal by an authority figure
"Guys, we have to leave now or we'll be bonko'd !!"
Bonko'd by Dindillinder August 28, 2016

Bongo Dongo

An insult that is used to confuse the person your insulting...
Ha, Ur just a big Bongo Dongo
Bongo Dongo by B.Zorro September 11, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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