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a. a type of tree that is located in africa next to the wild bears who eat worms for food; with a hint of mayonnaise.
b. some sort of toy that is used by toddlers under the age of 2 and 3 months that makes orgasmic noises; only sold in East Compton at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!
c. another word for infected cum aka jizz; a cum that oozes green.
a.Did you see that new bonjova that The Vinoya Family grew in their front lawn!?
b. I got Kristine and Ryan the new Bonjova they are selling at ToyZZ'R'Not'Ussss'So'Leave!; they are gonna be soo excited!
c. Shawquanda's man leaked out bonjova; and she was immediatley turned on.
Bonjova by RyanGirll December 24, 2008
Something really really bad as it combines two of the worst things in the world Bono and Ebola
My house has been repossessed the whole situation is just so fucking Bonola
Bonola by Webpub2012 February 17, 2015
A deliberate mis-pronounciation of the french greeting "bonjour" taken from the mouth ulcer cream. Often used as a greeting, it is commonly used when answering the phone
*ring ring* ".....bonjela? oh, alrite dave!"
bonjela by Will Neal September 24, 2008

bonjollops 

A word to describe all emotions.
This word must be written with an exclamation mark!!!!
"im not going in there it gives me the bonjollops!"

"This ride is bonjollops! lets go on it again Liam"

Also
Bonjolloping!
Bonjolloper!
can be used

"I gave her a good bonjolloping! last night"

"I hate that man he is a right little bonjolloper!"
bonjollops by tim (s!cktr!ck) August 24, 2004
A word to refer to an unknown instrument
What's that *bongola* called?
bongola by Angriestcabbage December 3, 2020

bonjela boobs 

Artificially enhanced breasts, no matter how much you slurp on them she feels zip.
Her Bonjela boobs ie nipples wouldn't rise for a king.
bonjela boobs by Dezy W February 18, 2022