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Bonerdoner

A bonerdoner is a guy that a girl, usually very attractive, elects to have pre-arranged sex with her one or more times just to get over a relationship/bad test/daddy problems or just because she is extremely horny at the moment. A bonerdoner differentiates from a fuckbuddy in that they do not necessarily have to be friends, nor do they have to have sex more than one time.
Julia: So, did you get a bonerdoner for the big weekend?

Paulina: Yeah, he's some rich Harvard guy.

Julia: I heard Harvard guys have small dicks.

Paulina: Well I guess I'll find out after this weekend, I mean, he's just a bonerdoner, so it's not like we're attached.
by JuanCordobes August 14, 2012
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bonerowner

When a guy has an erection
You are hot! You are making me a bonerowner!
by Rev. Boner August 12, 2006
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Boner Doner

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I make mistakes'" - Hubie's Mom

"Alright, I realize I might have gone too far for your teenage mental capacity, and that is a boner on my part."
by mrsdubois October 5, 2020
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boner doner

when a girl wants you to give her your man meat.
Dude, Julie is totally hot, and I think she wants me to be her boner doner.
by MicahG5 September 15, 2004
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Boner Doner

A collection of porn that one lends to another.
John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011
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Bondoner

Arousal (boner/chubby) caused to a straight male by viewing anything James Bond related.
"Dude, Rik had a Bondoner after watching the trailer for Sky Fall".
by Bond Porn August 7, 2012
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Bonedozer

A female (or male, if that's how you roll) who is highly unattractive and will cause excited men to go flaccid.
Dude, I had such a massive erection, but then this bonedozer sat down in front of me and I went flaccid like a deflating moonbounce.
by GrundleStiltskin December 5, 2009
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