Bonerbulk

The term used to describe the size of a male's genitals when fully erect.

That guy sure had some massive bonerbulk!

by joan ovarck August 20, 2008

Bonerful

When something is so wonderful you pop a Boner.

It was so bonerful for my girlfriend to take her clothes off randomly.

by Andrew Tompson January 18, 2009

bonerballsanus

When you get an erection and your ballsanus (Aka taint, aka choda) gets hard.

Dude I'm getting turned on... I got this mad urge to stroke my bonerballsanus

by TheMussel December 9, 2007

bonerballs

When the most annoying person you know has a problem or is kind of pissed off he doesn't just say "oh fuck!". He says "bonerballs!".

Patrick Shanahan: "Can you give me a ride home? I locked my keys in my car with the engine running"

Me: "Oh sorry, I have this thing to do"

Patrick Shanahan: "Bonerballs! I'm fucked!"

by chipfsandsfalfsa January 7, 2016

bonerbling

When a male has a piercing on his genitalia

Wow Justin’s cock is so small but at least he had some bonerbling.

by UseYourIllusion October 4, 2017

bonerbelt

when you forget to wear a belt and have loose pants and your boner holds ur pants up

darn! i forgot my belt. oh well, ill use a bonerbelt

by rahul prasad November 4, 2008

bonerbuster

Literal tense: A person (generally family) that can walk into your house while you masturbate, thus forcing you to put it away. Thus making them a bonerbuster.

Public tense: A person that could be considered a 'party pooper' 'joy kill' or sometimes 'asshole faggoty fucker that doesn't know how to take a joke'

Literal:

Glenn: My mother came back from the store early yesterday and I had to put it away in the middle of jacking off!

Mobius: What a bonerbuster!

Glenn: Word!

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Public:

Glenn: Dudes! I had so much fun at the Interpol concert last night!

Mobius: Me too man!

Soup: Me three!

^BrAnDx^: I molested a little boy yesterday! That was so fun!

Soup: You're a sick motherfucker, BrandX!

Mobius: Yeah, you ruined my good mood, you bonerbuster.

Glenn: Get the fuck out. Right fucking now.

by karoz0rz June 21, 2005