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dog boner 

Dude you nasty why you looking this up?
"so i looked up Dog boner today" "dude what's wrong with you?"
dog boner by Plpzlol October 18, 2015

Corn dog boner 

When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.
Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!
Corn dog boner by DrRobot October 22, 2015

dog boner 

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.
"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."
dog boner by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

Dog Boner 

Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.
Hey Dog Boner, call me back, love ya!
Dog Boner by LilSteph March 1, 2018

Dog Boner 

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
“Oh my god I want to suck it!”
Dog Boner by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025

Bone Dog 

Another term for a Male erect penis and and compound form of the word "boner"
"Yo dude let's watch the Victoria Secret fashion show before we go out"

"Naw man I don't want to be seen in public with a razor-sharp bone dog"
Bone Dog by Surjohnson December 2, 2011