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Boner dog 

put your dick in a hotdog bun and make your girlfriend eat it
my girlfriend told me i made a perfect boner dog
Boner dog by WM43 July 16, 2011
Words you can keep

dog boner 

Dude you nasty why you looking this up?
"so i looked up Dog boner today" "dude what's wrong with you?"
dog boner by Plpzlol October 18, 2015

Corn dog boner 

When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.
Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!
Corn dog boner by DrRobot October 22, 2015

dog boner 

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.
"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."
dog boner by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

Dog Boner 

Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.
Dog Boner by LilSteph March 1, 2018

Dog Boner 

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
“Oh my god I want to suck it!”
Dog Boner by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025

Bone Dog 

Another term for a Male erect penis and and compound form of the word "boner"
"Yo dude let's watch the Victoria Secret fashion show before we go out"

"Naw man I don't want to be seen in public with a razor-sharp bone dog"
Bone Dog by Surjohnson December 2, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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