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Boner Toner 

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation
Boner Toner by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015
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Boner Toner 

Phrase used to describe the use of semen as printer ink.
This printer is so horrible I would rather spend money on boner toner than that expensive ink crap!
Boner Toner by LedZeppelin1419 October 15, 2010

Toner Boner 

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.
Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.
Toner Boner by Mardel March 10, 2021

Toner Boner 

The extreme excitement a graphic designer feels toward the fine details of an exquisitely made print.
Uggghhhh look at that poster! See that ever so slightly raised ink? And the texture of the halfprint? This is giving me such a toner boner!
Toner Boner by TeN523 February 19, 2011

Toner Boner 

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.
Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

boker toker 

(n.) a jewish alternative to a wake and bake. its etymology derives from the hebrew 'boker' meaning 'morning' and toker. note: one does not need to be jewish to engage in a boker toker, but it helps to say oy.
herschel: boker toker anyone?
boker toker by jabrone December 14, 2008

Tone Bone 

When your partner farts during climax.
As soon as he tone boned me, I was OUT of there!
Tone Bone by supah dupah fly January 18, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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