Boner Day 

The first day of the year in which the weather is nice enough for girls to wear shorts/skirts and show some skin; particularly celebrated on a college campus.

Meghan's cleavage had been hibernating for the winter. It was not until Boner Day that I got to see her voluminous rack.

Boner Day by The Nightman April 16, 2009

Boner Day 

boner day is day when eminem make boner song or even boner album

example of boner day
person 1: it is boner day
person 2: yay

Boner Day by bonerinem December 12, 2019

Boner Day 

The first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.

Hey...Tim...want to hit a patio? Today's Boner Day.

Boner Day by Jer_TO May 6, 2013

bad boner day 

A day when your morning wood remains until bedtime. A very persistant erection that hurts and interferes with your ability to have a nice day, often caused by a long night masturbating or having sex. This can also be caused by, but less commonly, shoving a long object through the urethra.

Boss: You seem a bit irritated today - whats wrong?
Worker: Im just kinda having a bad boner day, sir.

bad boner day by Pooty__Toot April 7, 2008

t-boner day 

first day of spring which a man gets a t-bone steak and a blow job

march 20 2010 is t-boner day

t-boner day by bobber69 March 20, 2010

No Boner Day 

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.

I already failed No Boner Day.

No Boner Day by no boner guy November 11, 2022

bones day 

A good day, if a dog on tiktok (called noodle) wakes up with ‘bones’ (can stand up) it’s a bones day. If not, it’s not a bones day meaning it’s going to be a bad day

Today’s going to be good because it’s a bones day

bones day by Red27wolf October 17, 2021