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bones day 

A good day, if a dog on tiktok (called noodle) wakes up with ‘bones’ (can stand up) it’s a bones day. If not, it’s not a bones day meaning it’s going to be a bad day
Today’s going to be good because it’s a bones day
bones day by Red27wolf October 17, 2021

no bones day

A day where you have no bones, so you can't get out of bed.
Today is a no bones day, I'm just going to flop in bed and watch Netflix
no bones day by cooldudebro69 October 16, 2021

bones day 

A good day where you have bones, so you can get up and do lots of things. Treat yourself.
Today is a bones day, I'm going to call my sister and get that extra guac
bones day by cooldudebro69 October 16, 2021

Bones day 

Bones day / No bones day originated from tik-tok. It works kind of like a weather forecast. The forecast works the way that @jongraz on tik-tok tries to sit up the pug noodles in the morning. If he collapsed it's a no bones day, if he doesn't it's a bones day. A bones day is meant to be a positive day that great stuff is gonna happen on, and a no bones day is a day where you might wanna stay in bed drinking whiskey.
"It's a bones day today! Great stuff is gonna happen!" or as used to start a briefing in the pentagon: "I don't know whether there's a bones or a no bones day, so let's get the meeting started and hope for the best."
Bones day by Damptoget October 20, 2021

no-bones day 

"no-bones days" are for canceling plans and spending extra hours in bed.
It’s a no-bones day time to be lazy!
no-bones day by Goldenrose431 October 16, 2021

bones or no bones day 

Meme generated by a popular user jongraz on the most used app at the moment, his pug wakes up with a bones or no bones day. So it s a way to say good day or bad day
-verafiga on the same app
I hope today’s a bones day. (good day)
Today better not be a no bones day. (bad day)
Bones or no bones day!!
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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