Boner Bend

When a male has to piss with an erection and in order to do so, bends himself in a very weird manner.
Said erection can be a result of being turned on or morning wood.

I woke up today with morning wood, so I had to piss making a boner bend.

by HeavyFuel July 24, 2011

Boner bend

Pressing your erection against the object of your affection.

Before putting it in, I gave my loved one a few boner bends against her knees, just to let her know I care.

by GhostWarriorDong October 02, 2013

boner bend

a guy who is such a big cuntbag he reminds everyone of jacquie

that boy over there is making sydney look like a major boner bend , wtf. *ghetto snaps*

by patriciaisthetits. July 27, 2009