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battle boner 

(n) An erection experienced after the blood lust of engaging in heavy combat and emerging victorious against a far inferior force. The stiffness and duration is directly proportional to the size of the enemy force destroyed and is often used by historians as a measure of the scope of the defeat suffered by the losing side.
After blowing up an entire column of enemy tanks, the pilot of the A-10 climbed out of his jet sporting a raging battle boner so hard and long he was at risk of suffering permanent damage.

Boner batter 

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!
Boner batter by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Boner Battery 

The internal battery which gives a man his "Ups" and "Downs"
*BOING* (The Boner Battery was clearly doing its job)

Boner batter 

The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.
She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed
Boner batter by Boner Batter February 28, 2011

bottle boner 

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.
Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.
bottle boner by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019