Boner Battle

A game where a group of guys watch porn and whoever gets a boner first loses.

I won the boner battle! Maybe I watch too much porn...

Boner Battle by anonyhorny October 23, 2009

battle boner 

(n) An erection experienced after the blood lust of engaging in heavy combat and emerging victorious against a far inferior force. The stiffness and duration is directly proportional to the size of the enemy force destroyed and is often used by historians as a measure of the scope of the defeat suffered by the losing side.

After blowing up an entire column of enemy tanks, the pilot of the A-10 climbed out of his jet sporting a raging battle boner so hard and long he was at risk of suffering permanent damage.

battle boner by flying spaghetti monster 1 June 28, 2012

Boner batter 

Male ejaculate. duh.

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!

Boner batter by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Boner Battery 

The internal battery which gives a man his "Ups" and "Downs"

*BOING* (The Boner Battery was clearly doing its job)

Boner Battery by Jeff "Troofus" Corcoran May 16, 2005

Boner batter 

The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.

She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed

Boner batter by Boner Batter February 28, 2011

bottle boner 

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.

Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.

bottle boner by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016