Bone Master

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A person - usually female - who who a MASTER in the art of BONING, a.k.a. INTERCOURSE. The "bones" in question are generally one night stands. She is non-descriminating, and is likely willing to bone anyone with two legs & a dick.

"That Erin, she's a real Bone Master - did you see that guy she left with last night? Erin strikes again!"

Bone Master by G. Whiz June 26, 2009

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Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000 by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006

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Bongmaster

A person with skills loading, cleaning, and caring for a bong. A person with an understanding of proper bong etiquette. The person who loads and passes the bong in a group session, keeping track of whose hit it is.

The Bongmaster is in charge of rationing the weed for the session, into individual hits for each participant. The Bongmaster is responsible for maintaining the proper order while passing hits to the session participants, so as not to miss or give out double hits to anyone. The Bongmaster has final authority when it comes to order disputes. A Bongmaster is skilled at deep cleaning a bong, as well as collecting any remaining oils or resins.

The term can be gender neutral and pertain to either a man or a woman; or it can be gender specific referring to a male with bong skills, the female counterpart being the Bongmistress.

Jim is an excellent Bongmaster, he makes perfect hits every time, and never misses anyone.

Bongmaster by The Bongmaster January 13, 2015

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Bonemasher

a bone mashing barbarian who is me. DON"T STEAL MY IDETITY MAN

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Bonemasher by Bonemasher November 21, 2003

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Bonemasher

A person.

Shall we call Bonemasher a Blakechu? Most Blakechus are persons...

Bonemasher by Golemio December 3, 2003

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bongmaster11

a person of wealth and mighty big balls this person is unstoppable in the bed and in a tuff ass way

i'm bongmaster11

bongmaster11 by bongmaster11 September 6, 2025

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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