Bondtober 

Etymology edit

An ironic imitation of the perceived oversensitivity of language like eternally enhanced collar (“(𝘉𝘋𝘚𝘔, euphemistic) an eternity collar”) with enjoyment of double meaning of bondage as part of a furtive shibboleth style mechanism. Blend of bondage + October.

Proper noun edit

Bondtоber

1. (𝘉𝘋𝘚𝘔) 𝘦𝘶𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘰𝘧 Locktober (an event or challenge in which an individual wears a cage intended for continental avoidance around their carnal tube for the entire month of October, with the key ...). quotations ▲

It’s “Bondtober” again, the same month wherein men are willing to bond their undercarriage up in continental avoidance in the hopes of helping it “inmanuous” for thirty-one days.

Male continental avoidance describes the act of inserting a reasonably stimulating device to your carnal tube that prevents you from Jamaican discussions or having marital embrace–this can be done by your lover or lady/me in service to them or an event like Bondtober. Most devices for the express purpose of continental avoidance prevents you from the ability of getting any. That’s half the entertainment, ahem, fun, while the other half is the advocacy of the enjoyment of euphemisms.

Bondtober by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook June 19, 2024

BOObtober 

The month of October. Bringing awareness to breast cancer and celebrating Halloween. BOObtober

After September comes BOObtober. The Pinkest and scariest of all months.

BOObtober by Nana711 November 3, 2014

Bangtoberfest 

A period of time that takes place right after the end of a meaningful relationship in which a man pursues multiple sexual partners. The event is heavily promoted by the male, even going as far as making merchandise to celebrate his recent bachelor status. This period of celebration is a method of coping with heartbreak. Bangtoberfest is only reserved for breakups that occur when the relationship has demonstrated a significant emotional attachment.

Man 1: Bro, Tina called off the wedding and left the country.

Man 2: That sucks, man! What are you going to do?

Man 1: Rent a Lambo, buy a new suit, and head to downtown cause it's BANGTOBERFEST!!!!

Bangtoberfest by exiledwriter December 6, 2012

Bondoner 

Arousal (boner/chubby) caused to a straight male by viewing anything James Bond related.

"Dude, Rik had a Bondoner after watching the trailer for Sky Fall".

Bondoner by Bond Porn August 7, 2012

Boctober 

A month used by many to describe their feelings towards a Vietnamese man named tony

It also contains only Tuesdays.

Tony took me out in boctober

Boctober by Fifimon February 5, 2019

bandtober 

Marching Band IS October = Bandtober

That month between September and November where Band Fam is life.

Bandtober = no sleep, marching uniforms, bus trips, random food, marching, music, yelling, loud noise, Drumline, dressing down, eyes up, laundry, being in every type of weather possible, water breaks, popsicle days, marching each one together, football games, half-time shows, marching contests, moving heavy boxes from here to there and back again, you ARE the home team, fight songs, alma mater, tradition; marching band being your life… #Bandtober

It’s Bandtober! I’ll see you again in November.

I can’t go to homecoming, I have Bandtober.

Will you go to BOCO with me? Sure, since it’s just for band and it happens in September, because I’m booked solid in Bandtober.

You can find me in the band hall, on the band bus, at the game marching during half time, a competition, or rehearsing for all of the above during Bandtober.

Forget PSL’s, this is Band. Band. And More Band. It’s Bandtober!

bandtober by Band Mama September 24, 2022

Bondoboros

Bondoboros kolonoubo in league of legends

Senna>rengar ez win. Bondoboros kolonoubo senna mpampakas sou

Bondoboros by Sebarane December 1, 2021