Bondtober

Etymology edit

An ironic imitation of the perceived oversensitivity of language like eternally enhanced collar (โ€œ(๐˜‰๐˜‹๐˜š๐˜”, euphemistic) an eternity collarโ€) with enjoyment of double meaning of bondage as part of a furtive shibboleth style mechanism. Blend of bondage + October.

Proper noun edit

Bondtะพber

1. (๐˜‰๐˜‹๐˜š๐˜”) ๐˜ฆ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง Locktober (an event or challenge in which an individual wears a cage intended for continental avoidance around their carnal tube for the entire month of October, with the key ...). quotations โ–ฒ
Itโ€™s โ€œBondtoberโ€ again, the same month wherein men are willing to bond their undercarriage up in continental avoidance in the hopes of helping it โ€œinmanuousโ€ for thirty-one days.

Male continental avoidance describes the act of inserting a reasonably stimulating device to your carnal tube that prevents you from Jamaican discussions or having marital embraceโ€“this can be done by your lover or lady/me in service to them or an event like Bondtober. Most devices for the express purpose of continental avoidance prevents you from the ability of getting any. Thatโ€™s half the entertainment, ahem, fun, while the other half is the advocacy of the enjoyment of euphemisms.
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook June 19, 2024
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