Bondtober

Etymology edit

An ironic imitation of the perceived oversensitivity of language like eternally enhanced collar (“(𝘉𝘋𝘚𝘔, euphemistic) an eternity collar”) with enjoyment of double meaning of bondage as part of a furtive shibboleth style mechanism. Blend of bondage + October.

Proper noun edit

Bondtоber

1. (𝘉𝘋𝘚𝘔) 𝘦𝘶𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘰𝘧 Locktober (an event or challenge in which an individual wears a cage intended for continental avoidance around their carnal tube for the entire month of October, with the key ...). quotations ▲

It’s “Bondtober” again, the same month wherein men are willing to bond their undercarriage up in continental avoidance in the hopes of helping it “inmanuous” for thirty-one days.

Male continental avoidance describes the act of inserting a reasonably stimulating device to your carnal tube that prevents you from Jamaican discussions or having marital embrace–this can be done by your lover or lady/me in service to them or an event like Bondtober. Most devices for the express purpose of continental avoidance prevents you from the ability of getting any. That’s half the entertainment, ahem, fun, while the other half is the advocacy of the enjoyment of euphemisms.

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook June 19, 2024