bondsy

(bon-zee)-- jamaican/trinidadian.. root word bond.
1.)bondsy means allah... and or god all things amazing.

2.) better than johanna in every way shape or form.. and way funnier.

3.) super tall, black kid. omega hilarious.

4.) tall west indian with a rather large penis.(also see female pleasure.)

the only thing cooler than space monkeys is bondsy.

bondsy by dahron March 17, 2008

Emo bonds 

To have extreme and undying love for someone. You love this person so flipping much you two just have some sort of insane bond that could cause an atomic bomb. Its pretty hardcore.

Deng alex and david's emo bonds are like out of this world yo.

Emo bonds by Vee Gina January 16, 2009

bondsville splatters

When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.

''Hey! Someone just covered the first stall with the Bondsville Splatters!!'

bondsville splatters by Uncle stanz October 25, 2019

Diversify Your Bonds

A method of reducing financial risk by spreading one's money among many different kinds of securities. This mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple asset classes is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.

"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga." - GZA

"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"

Diversify Your Bonds by Scottie King February 8, 2010

Barry Bonds yo black ass 

From Friday After Next, it means to strike somebody with a baseball bat from behind.

Uncle Elroy finds Craig and DeDe tokin behind the shack and threatens to "Barry Bonds yo black ass"

Barry Bonds yo black ass by Elroy May 28, 2006

Barry Bonds*

A baseball player who, as of the end of the 2007 season, had a record 762* home runs.

In 2007, Barry Bonds* hit his 756th* home run, passing Hank Aaron for the all time record*. He also holds the single season record* of 73* home runs. Previous single-season record-holders include Mark McGwire*, Roger Maris, and Babe Ruth.

Bob: "Barry Bonds in the 1990's was a hell of a player, wasn't he?"
Joe: "Yeah, but his numbers pale in comparison to what Barry Bonds* put up."
Bob: "Who's that?"
Joe: "You know, that guy on the Giants with a watermelon-sized head who set all those records*."

Barry Bonds* by Nicholas D January 16, 2008

Safety bonds 

A Bonds t-shirt you wear underneath another t-shirt, just in case you munt on your other shirt after having a bit too much to drink one night.

Dude! Good thing you had your safety bonds on or you would have been screwed after you chucked up on your other t-shirt.

Safety bonds by jamesdoakes September 3, 2009