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Jon Bon Mundi
A man that has a great volume that lives for Bon Jovi and works at a deli
he also enjoys his life with the jam Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi
Fun Facts: Jon Bon Mundi can fit the Chinese army and navy and air force in his butthole at one time and he also likes to use kitchen tools to fondle his crater of anal cavity
he also enjoys his life with the jam Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi
Fun Facts: Jon Bon Mundi can fit the Chinese army and navy and air force in his butthole at one time and he also likes to use kitchen tools to fondle his crater of anal cavity
Mike Hawk: Hey what up Jon Bon Mundi
Jon Bon Mundi: What els but Jamming out to some Jovi and making some sandwiches at the deli
Mike Hawk: Mundi that is so dece do you play lax as well
Jon Bon Mundi: Yess!! I am such a dece laxer especialy when i jam to some jovi first
Jon Bon Mundi: What els but Jamming out to some Jovi and making some sandwiches at the deli
Mike Hawk: Mundi that is so dece do you play lax as well
Jon Bon Mundi: Yess!! I am such a dece laxer especialy when i jam to some jovi first
Jon Bon Mundi by robtown April 20, 2008
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jon bon jovi is the most loyal husband in the world. Is very strange for rockstar to have just one marriage in his life...
"I don't care about my house, cars and all material things. I care only for health of my wife and my kids" said jon bon jovi
jon bon jovi by Ema Konèan May 17, 2006
Jon Bon Jovi
Jon Bon Jovi is possibly one of the most resilient and talented rock stars in the past century. His music is not only amazing, but has been going strong for decades. Since his breakout sing in the 1980's (with his band, Bon Jovi) he has continued to produce successful albums, both solo, and with his band.
Jon Bon Jovi, is also admired by many female fans for his beautiful hair, and entrancing smile. He has been married to his wife and highschool sweet-heart, Dorothea Hurley since 1989, and has four children (one girl, two boys).
Jon Bon Jovi, is also admired by many female fans for his beautiful hair, and entrancing smile. He has been married to his wife and highschool sweet-heart, Dorothea Hurley since 1989, and has four children (one girl, two boys).
Jon Bon Jovi by whoaaaaa July 20, 2006
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