Bolzenius 

German clan native to Ohio, and Missouri. Typically average in physical ability and above average in intelligence and drinking abilities. Often socially inept Bolzenius families often only understand one another and thusly stay within a very close range of eachother.

All Bolzenii got so trashed they decided to keep their last name.

That Bolzenius family reunion got really messy really fast.

Bolzenius by Bolzenius October 21, 2008

boygenius 

a band made up of Phoebe Bridgers, Lucy Dacus, and Julien baker created to make sad people sadder

person 1: are you cool?
person 2: i don't know
person 1: do you listen to boygenius?
person 2: no
person 1: you're note cool

boygenius by boobieluvr420 April 15, 2021

literally boygenius 

A popular term used on tiktok referring to super group boysgenius, comprised of phoebe bridgers, julien baker, and lucy dacus, where when a fan sees any three things correlated with eachother they’ll say “literally boygenius”

“Did you see those three cats?”
“Oh yeah! they were literally boygenius. The orange ones julien, the black ones lucy, and the grey ones phoebe!”

literally boygenius by Cheese2pointo June 24, 2023

Boygenius 

Boygenius is a band that consists of three queer women, Lucy Dacus, Phoebe Bridgers and Julien Baker.

They make music for sad, depressed, gay people.

"Do you listen to boygenius?"
"Yes actually, everyday"
"Are you okay?"
"No"

Boygenius by Ench<3 October 24, 2023

boygenius 

It’s the guy that walks into the room and maybe has half the information but totally commands the room in this crazy way. The kind of personality you trust because they’re loud.

I don’t want to apologize for myself for 15 minutes before I do something because I’m afraid of people not liking it. I wanna be a boygenius.

boygenius by coffeewithnutmeg August 7, 2021

Boygenius 

A band that can't keep their jealousy out of their name.

Line from script of Black Dahlia-

Emmitt Linscomb- Madeleine is my pretty one, but Martha is my certified genius!

To boygenius and females like boygenius- Yesterday the earth was flat and only males were celebrated as geniuses. Today, it turns out the earth is not flat, and both sexes are already celebrated as geniuses, and it isn't a remarkable or new thing. Now you know, so there's no more excuse for your jealousy.

Boygenius by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021

bilzerius 

The most finest black guy there is he can pull anything he is a Gemini he last in bed for hours he is able to show love to any girl he can make your dreams come true

Bilzerius is a unique guy

bilzerius by Nviada May 8, 2018