bollock chops

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

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English term for something that is extreme bullshit.

Crust:"Bollocky bollocky bollock-chops!!"

by Chris - The Her May 4, 2005

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bollocky chops

A comment directed to one whose "chops" (or face if you like) are bollocky.

"Oi! 'urry it up bollocky chops!"

by MartinDG June 26, 2006

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Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks

So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops

by Bc_mum September 14, 2022

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A word made from the two words "Bollocks" (balls, testicles etc) and "Chops" (mouth, lips etc.)

This is used by a person to describe or name somebody who has said something that is rubbish, inflammatory, or abusive to them.

1: "I'm related to royalty, you know!"
"Fuck off, bollockchops. You might be a queen but you aren't royal."

2: Chuck: "I'm only telling you all to do it because I know better and you are all too damn ignorant to figure it out by yourselves"

Bill (under his breath) "Crap, Bollockchops is spoiling for a fight again."

by blueliner49 January 30, 2010

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