11 definitions by ewan

1
some gay term thats not on the tinterweb ANYWHERE (apart from here hehe)
firing a women cos shes ugly funny, fair but illegal or in micks term: Whats that im fired? Yes! Why is it cos im a man? No, Its cos ur pregnant derrrr!!
by ewan March 08, 2004
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children who peddle carpets.
I need some new carpets laying, oh look, there's some rats over there, they should be able to help.
by ewan February 12, 2004
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a way of inserting the penis of a bollockchopper into someone elses granny
hey man, your nans great, lets go snubbing
by ewan February 12, 2004
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Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.
Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*
by ewan January 03, 2005
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name derived from Simon. Will usually find them teabagging their mother.
ie: I saw simon last night with his mother, what a bollockchop.
by ewan February 11, 2004
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hey, whilst on holiday in the deepest darkest recesses of Hampshire, why not try bollockchopping with the locals. Marvellous!
by ewan February 20, 2004
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When you go into a bathroom at a resturant or any public place and you have to take a shit and you climb up on the top of the stall and go from up there and when it lands it resembles a bomb, hence the name.
Herget went in to Zaxby's last night and powerbombed their bathroom, what a sick fuck.
by ewan February 01, 2004
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