bollockchops

name derived from Simon. Will usually find them teabagging their mother.
ie: I saw simon last night with his mother, what a bollockchop.
by ewan February 11, 2004
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upper tank

When you go into a resturants or public places bathroom and have to shit and so you go in the toilet tank and when people go in their they'll be wondering about the small and never be able to find it.
Herget and Zach went into Zaxby's, Herget powerbombed the bathroom while Zach upper tanked it. Man what a mess.
by Ewan February 01, 2004
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daegu

A large and rather pointless city somewhere in South Korea largely populated by ropey old hags, gimpish rentboys and Closet-homosexual US Servicemen.
The city of Daegu-si
by ewan January 03, 2005
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rug rats

children who peddle carpets.
I need some new carpets laying, oh look, there's some rats over there, they should be able to help.
by ewan February 12, 2004
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snubbing

a way of inserting the penis of a bollockchopper into someone elses granny
hey man, your nans great, lets go snubbing
by ewan February 12, 2004
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sex discrimination

some gay term thats not on the tinterweb ANYWHERE (apart from here hehe)
firing a women cos shes ugly funny, fair but illegal or in micks term: Whats that im fired? Yes! Why is it cos im a man? No, Its cos ur pregnant derrrr!!
by ewan March 08, 2004
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bollockchopper

hey, whilst on holiday in the deepest darkest recesses of Hampshire, why not try bollockchopping with the locals. Marvellous!
by ewan February 20, 2004
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