bollockchops

name derived from Simon. Will usually find them teabagging their mother.

ie: I saw simon last night with his mother, what a bollockchop.

by ewan February 11, 2004

rug rats

children who peddle carpets.

I need some new carpets laying, oh look, there's some rats over there, they should be able to help.

by ewan February 12, 2004

upper tank

When you go into a resturants or public places bathroom and have to shit and so you go in the toilet tank and when people go in their they'll be wondering about the small and never be able to find it.

Herget and Zach went into Zaxby's, Herget powerbombed the bathroom while Zach upper tanked it. Man what a mess.

by Ewan February 01, 2004

gooze and snooze

When you a guy masturbates, then "cums", and then that tired feeling you get after you do it and then of course followed by sleeping.

I cant get to bed so i'm going to pull a gooze and snooze.

by Ewan February 01, 2004

daegu

A large and rather pointless city somewhere in South Korea largely populated by ropey old hags, gimpish rentboys and Closet-homosexual US Servicemen.

The city of Daegu-si

by ewan January 03, 2005

Jeycore

Orginally from the mountain bike website www.chocolatefoot.co.uk. Stems from jey and core, basically a combination of both.

Basically describes a ride that is both a bit Jey and a bit core all at the same time.

Oooo, get you, your're so jeycore

by Ewan April 26, 2004

powerbomb

When you go into a bathroom at a resturant or any public place and you have to take a shit and you climb up on the top of the stall and go from up there and when it lands it resembles a bomb, hence the name.

Herget went in to Zaxby's last night and powerbombed their bathroom, what a sick fuck.

by Ewan February 01, 2004