ewan's definitions

daegu

A large and rather pointless city somewhere in South Korea largely populated by ropey old hags, gimpish rentboys and Closet-homosexual US Servicemen.

The city of Daegu-si

by ewan January 3, 2005

Cow

Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

by ewan January 3, 2005

Jeycore

Orginally from the mountain bike website www.chocolatefoot.co.uk. Stems from jey and core, basically a combination of both.

Basically describes a ride that is both a bit Jey and a bit core all at the same time.

Oooo, get you, your're so jeycore

by Ewan April 26, 2004

rug rats

children who peddle carpets.

I need some new carpets laying, oh look, there's some rats over there, they should be able to help.

by ewan February 12, 2004

snubbing

a way of inserting the penis of a bollockchopper into someone elses granny

hey man, your nans great, lets go snubbing

by ewan February 12, 2004

bollockchopper

a way of teabagging ones family

hey, whilst on holiday in the deepest darkest recesses of Hampshire, why not try bollockchopping with the locals. Marvellous!

by ewan February 20, 2004

sex discrimination

some gay term thats not on the tinterweb ANYWHERE (apart from here hehe)

firing a women cos shes ugly funny, fair but illegal or in micks term: Whats that im fired? Yes! Why is it cos im a man? No, Its cos ur pregnant derrrr!!

by ewan March 8, 2004