ewan's definitions

bollockchops

name derived from Simon. Will usually find them teabagging their mother.

ie: I saw simon last night with his mother, what a bollockchop.

by ewan February 11, 2004

gooze and snooze

When you a guy masturbates, then "cums", and then that tired feeling you get after you do it and then of course followed by sleeping.

I cant get to bed so i'm going to pull a gooze and snooze.

by Ewan February 1, 2004

upper tank

When you go into a resturants or public places bathroom and have to shit and so you go in the toilet tank and when people go in their they'll be wondering about the small and never be able to find it.

Herget and Zach went into Zaxby's, Herget powerbombed the bathroom while Zach upper tanked it. Man what a mess.

by Ewan February 1, 2004

Jeycore

Orginally from the mountain bike website www.chocolatefoot.co.uk. Stems from jey and core, basically a combination of both.

Basically describes a ride that is both a bit Jey and a bit core all at the same time.

Oooo, get you, your're so jeycore

by Ewan April 26, 2004

daegu

A large and rather pointless city somewhere in South Korea largely populated by ropey old hags, gimpish rentboys and Closet-homosexual US Servicemen.

The city of Daegu-si

by ewan January 3, 2005

rug rats

children who peddle carpets.

I need some new carpets laying, oh look, there's some rats over there, they should be able to help.

by ewan February 12, 2004

snubbing

a way of inserting the penis of a bollockchopper into someone elses granny

hey man, your nans great, lets go snubbing

by ewan February 12, 2004