Bolingbroke 

Bolingbroke meaning the intellectual incapacity to understand basic English and the proclivity to smoke away brain cells to drop down to the level of impoverished children capacitating the premises.

God that spookle is such a bolingbroke.

Bolingbroke by A concerned penguin March 4, 2024

Bolingbrook

A place where apparently everyone who lives there thinks it's extremly ghetto, when really it's not at all. It's just a suburb of Chicago that happens to be very racially and financially varied between it's residents, sometimes causing problems, but definatly not ghetto. You can't judge a town by a few of it's people.

Very nice in some parts, and OK in others.

I live in Bolingbrook, or should I say BORINGbrook.

Bolingbrook by Non-GhettoBolingbrookResident February 23, 2011

Bolingbrook banana-split

The sexual act in which a male rubs his penis in between the butt cheeks of his partner, without any anal penetration, until ejaculation.

I heard Drew Peterson gave all his wives Bolingbrook banana-splits and the ones who refused ended up dead or missing.

Bolingbrook banana-split by DP_lolingbrook May 17, 2009

Bolingbrook

The ghettoest of ghetto suburbs around Chicago.

I live in Bolingbrook, you know, the place where people get stabbed at graduations and where the high school has the highest rate of pregnancies in Illinois.

Bolingbrook by hefferlicious April 26, 2006

bolingbrook

A town where if you are white, you are odd. A town where the sound of the neighbors domestic violence is a conforting sound. And hey, if you find a gun, no big deal; just don't touch it or you'll wind up being a suspect for someone elses murder

Bolingbrook, a charming little place to see big city crime in a quaint suburban environment.

bolingbrook by this one chic October 21, 2006

Bolingbrook

a suburb of Chicago next to towns called Romeoville and Plainfield.

Apparently a lot of people get stabbed in Bolingbrook and almost everyone is black or Mexican.

girl1:where are you from?
girl2: Bolingbrook.
girl1: damn. i'm sorry.

Bolingbrook by ertfgrhujdiogm November 9, 2011

Bolingbrook

Full of underage drivers that are on their phones and is the home to many car crashes along with criminals that are super retarded and have no use for living

I GOT RUN OVER IN BOLINGBROOK!!!!!!!! WHY!??!?!?

Bolingbrook by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021