Boeingite

Alternative for Boeingium, a crappy material that breaks with minimal effort. Also it kills Wonder Woman so keep that in mind if you’re a DC villain and need a quick and dirty way to defeat her, get some Boeingite.

My new laptop hinge broke after 2 days of using it. Definitely made from Boeingite.

Boeingite by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 15, 2026

Boeinging 

When a product, typically a complex one like an airplane or an iPhone, becomes completely inoperable as a result of a defective battery.

My old iPhone 3GS did not take Apple's recent earnings report well and decided it would Boeinging for no apparent reason, sparing the entire device any future disappointment. I'm pretty sure we could have talked things out, oh well.

Boeinging by JAYO January 25, 2013

boingiie 

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nice
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precious
tasty
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sublime
tantalizing
aesthetic
beguiling
delicate
drop-dead gorgeous
enticing
gratifying
lovesome
prepossessing
shapely
tempting
amazing
amiable
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cutesy

the best person in the world and whoever you may be whether a bird trying to flyback home or an aeroplane trying to take someone away from their home just like a gust he'll help you

the most kind person and definitely the most funny one

very confident among the people he knows and is good singer, pianist, an academically great student

knows karate and is just so personable really knows how to make everyone open up to him

"what's better than someone like boingiie in this tedious journey of life"

boingiie: here being the best human to be alive

boingiie by boingiie's biggest fan November 29, 2022

boingiie 

cute
lovely
charming
lovable
appealing
sweet
delightful
darling
enchanting
attractive
endearing
captivating
gorgeous
winning
pleasing
dear
engaging
pretty
fetching
winsome
alluring
bewitching
beautiful
luscious
pleasant
cuddly
ravishing
good-looking
delectable
agreeable
angelic
bonny
fascinating
nice
stunning
cherubic
exquisite
loveable
splendid
adorbs
handsome
glamorous
heavenly
likable
elegant
enjoyable
fantastic
magnificent
marvelous
pulchritudinous

dazzling
divine
fair
admirable
beautiful
desirable
fabulous
glorious
good
graceful
taking
wonderful
congenial
dishy
lush
sexy
superb
brilliant
dreamy
extraordinary
foxy
knockout
precious
tasty
entrancing
excellent
impressive
incredible
personable
sublime
tantalizing
aesthetic
beguiling
delicate
drop-dead gorgeous
enticing
gratifying
lovesome
prepossessing
shapely
tempting
amazing
amiable
breathtaking
cutesy

the best person in the world and whoever you may be whether a bird trying to flyback home or an aeroplane trying to take someone away from their home just like a gust he'll help you

the most kind person and definitely the most funny one

very confident among the people he knows and is good singer, pianist, an academically great student

knows karate and is just so personable really knows how to make everyone open up to him

"what's better than someone like boingiie in this tedious journey of life"

boingiie: here being the best human to be alive

boingiie by boingiie's biggest fan November 29, 2022

boringitis 

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.

G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.

boringitis by xsting2 March 7, 2009

Boeingium

The materials (generally metals but also parts such as gears, springs, screws, electronics, woods etc) used in manufacturing products that break easily, like how Boeing’s planes like the 737 max are prone to crashing and components failing easily and Boeings disreputable quality control. Which in turn, leads to the same products potentially being dangerous like Boeing’s planes.

Damn, that drill bit is dull as heck and it snapped in half... Definitely Boeingium.

Wow, look at those Boeingium screws. They are already stripped.

Just bought the new Samsung s26 ultra and already the frame is bent and the screen is scratched. Whole thing is made from Boeingium.

Boeingium by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing March 8, 2026

Boeingium

A crappy material made by Boeing that's used in cheap products to ensure that they break just outside of the warranty or when you try to repair them, reflecting how Boeing’s planes keep failing due to their rock bottom crap quality control and materials used.

My new smartwatch strap broke not even ten minutes after I put it on. Must be made from Boeingium. Too bad I binned the receipt thinking I didn’t need to keep it so now I can’t return it.

Boeingium by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing June 8, 2026