boringitis

A common ailment in the 20-30 age range, often seen in concert with the debilitating disease called "work". Beer is often taken to cure the problem, however more resilient cases have been known to be treated with Vodka and/or other harder drugs.

G: Man, I have a bad case of boringitis today.
S: Let's go get drunk.

by xsting2 March 7, 2009

bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

by tedd January 2, 2008

Chronic Bongitis

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.

"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1

by theJR April 22, 2010

BONGITIS

A COUGH BOUGHT ON BY SMOKING TO MANY BONGS

HAY STEVE THAT SOUND LIKE A REALLY BAD COLD YOU HAVE?
NO ITS JUST BONGITIS!

by TIGHT ASS TINSLEY! June 17, 2018

Boringatosis

(Bor-ring-uh-toe-sis) Common
Boringatosis is when one starts to blabber dull facts about something nobody cares about.

It is not contagious- but will occasionally make surrounding people start to feel tired and sleepy.

He got infected by Boringatosis, so now we're all exhausted.

by We Are All Stupid March 1, 2019

Bringitinluv

When you are surrounded by female colleagues who are engaging in a group hug, and you don't know if it's socially responsible to join in on the act of endearment and support. Instead you belt out "bringitinluv" to neutralise the embrace and remove any hint or undertones of misconduct.

"Why didn't you give her a hug for her achievement?"
"Ah well, bringitinluv!"

by bringitinluv August 18, 2019

Boingilisious

The ability to make men get erections just by passing close to them

Guy one: Dude Charlotte is looking boingilisious today

Guy two: Hey man that's my girlfriend!

Guy one: Sorry man my bad

by R e g g i e G December 22, 2009