Boeingium
The materials (generally metals but also parts such as gears, springs, screws, electronics, woods etc) used in manufacturing products that break easily, like how Boeing’s planes like the 737 max are prone to crashing and components failing easily and Boeings disreputable quality control. Which in turn, leads to the same products potentially being dangerous like Boeing’s planes.
Damn, that drill bit is dull as heck and it snapped in half... Definitely Boeingium.
Wow, look at those Boeingium screws. They are already stripped.
Just bought the new Samsung s26 ultra and already the frame is bent and the screen is scratched. Whole thing is made from Boeingium.
Wow, look at those Boeingium screws. They are already stripped.
Just bought the new Samsung s26 ultra and already the frame is bent and the screen is scratched. Whole thing is made from Boeingium.
Boeingium by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing March 8, 2026
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