Boeingium

The materials (generally metals but also parts such as gears, springs, screws, electronics, woods etc) used in manufacturing products that break easily, like how Boeing’s planes like the 737 max are prone to crashing and components failing easily and Boeings disreputable quality control. Which in turn, leads to the same products potentially being dangerous like Boeing’s planes.

Damn, that drill bit is dull as heck and it snapped in half... Definitely Boeingium.

Wow, look at those Boeingium screws. They are already stripped.

Just bought the new Samsung s26 ultra and already the frame is bent and the screen is scratched. Whole thing is made from Boeingium.

Boeingium by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing March 8, 2026

Boeingium

A crappy material made by Boeing that's used in cheap products to ensure that they break just outside of the warranty or when you try to repair them, reflecting how Boeing’s planes keep failing due to their rock bottom crap quality control and materials used.

My new smartwatch strap broke not even ten minutes after I put it on. Must be made from Boeingium. Too bad I binned the receipt thinking I didn’t need to keep it so now I can’t return it.

Boeingium by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing June 8, 2026

Boeinging 

When a product, typically a complex one like an airplane or an iPhone, becomes completely inoperable as a result of a defective battery.

My old iPhone 3GS did not take Apple's recent earnings report well and decided it would Boeinging for no apparent reason, sparing the entire device any future disappointment. I'm pretty sure we could have talked things out, oh well.

Boeinging by JAYO January 25, 2013

Boeingite

Alternative for Boeingium, a crappy material that breaks with minimal effort. Also it kills Wonder Woman so keep that in mind if you’re a DC villain and need a quick and dirty way to defeat her, get some Boeingite.

My new laptop hinge broke after 2 days of using it. Definitely made from Boeingite.

Boeingite by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 15, 2026

A Boeinging 747 Boi 

A happy plane/Boeing 747

Did you see that Boeing 747? It was Boeinging down the runway. It must be A Boeinging 747 boi!

A Boeinging 747 Boi by A random plane October 13, 2019