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Bodyjacked

Bodyjacked/bodyjacking v.- when someone places their hands on either side of your body (usually the ribs) and, vigorously, pushes your flesh up and down in a masturbatory motion.
My boss Kenny totally bodyjacked me at work last night.
by Ryaku Bremmatari September 30, 2019
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Bojacked

BoJack Horseman is an animated character who is filled with self-loathing, self-hatred and depression, he hates himself, he an alcoholic and he is bitter about everyone around him.
To feel bojacked is to feel down, depressed, angry at the universe and at yourself.
It's sunday, you are broke, you have load of responsibilities which none are done, you feel like a piece of shit, everyone around had their life figured out, and you are drowning in your alcohol and cigarettes and want to just end this shit. you might as well say "i feel bojacked"
by Bifrost October 28, 2018
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Bojacked

If someone is Bojacked they are depressed, tired, always drunk and selfish - basically a mess.
Reference to character Bojack Horseman from Netflix show Bojack Horseman

This phrase is coined by singer, Selina Fever in recent EP, I Thought I Was Dreaming, If I Seemed Distance in the single White Lighter.
He was Bojacked

I am Bojacked
by fregh November 2, 2019
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Boobjacked

When a baby latches on to the mother not allowing her to got up and move.
I was going to make dinner but I got boobjacked
by Drowsy dad June 23, 2020
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boyacked

The act of having to deal with so much stupidity concentrated in one small amount of time that it makes you want to crawl into a 500 degree oven.
After speaking with Marc I felt boyacked.
by Aunt Bunny August 13, 2021
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Bodyrocked

Peformed on either Madden or either NCAA Football video games where you hit the opposing player so hard you throw your controller and eat all your moms sherbert icecream.

Culd also be used in smashing a woman so hard she throws up orange juice.
Eric * running ball*

Bryan *bodyrocks him*

Bryan *runs around screaming oh yeah you just got bodyrocked*
by B DiZZLE QB#6 May 19, 2009
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Bogjacked

Verb - Entering a toilet cubical to find that the previous occupant had abused the facilities in such a way that you gag and reassess your need to use said toilet
"You know you are gonna get bogjacked by someone who had a prawn vindaloo and loads of guiness last night!"
by Thebouy February 4, 2010
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