bodily fluids 

The sex fluids that will flow either from a males penis or a womens vagina or both, usually during sex

After I fucked her I noticed her pussy was wet with precious fluids

bodily fluids by cool_dude February 11, 2005

Bodily fluids 

Blood and piss and cum and puke and snot and pimple juice and ear wax and shit.

Hey there, Missy. I like your bodily fluids. Can we get married?

Bodily fluids by S&S32 June 10, 2017

bodily fluids 

any liquid produced by the body like sweat, semen and urine

A:is sweat a bodily fluid?
B:yes any fluid produced by the body are bodily fluids

bodily fluids by Unknown07724 January 10, 2025

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

Precious Bodily Fluids by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra 

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge 

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.

So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009