Big German city, surrounded by her even bigger sisters Essen and Dortmund.
It is the center of the "Ruhr"-area, one of the biggest european metropolitan areas.
Famous for it's beer and soccer.
It is also the "Currywurst" capital of Germany, which is a popular german fast food, a sausage in curry sauce.
Let's visit the Cologne Cathedral, as long as we stay in good ol' Germany!
Umm shut up, saw that thingy 5 times. Be a man and come to the Ruhr-area. I heard in Bochum there is the best fast food, beer and soccer. What more could we want? It's not even far from Cologne, douche!
Boshumping is often occured after being caught Bosquelching in someone's backyard. Boshumping is when someone who has previously been caught Bosquelching is taking a big meaty shump in somones backyard. Failure to complete such task results in diareah exploding in someone's panties when least expected. Though we know that won't happen because your a good boy. Lol. Have u ever wondered why Drake stopped rapping, I mean he had some good talent but he threw it away. Now he's garbage. This is often referred to as, "Drake sucks" Though I often like to think of it as Aposturealiosistofient.
Tim - "oh come on john, again? You were just Bosquelching in my backyard last week."
John - " sorry tim, I just can't resist"
Tim - "wellbud, you know the drill. Come on now."
John - "AHHHHHH" *moans in agony from enormous shump*
Boshump - the act of shumping in someones backyard after being caught bosquelching
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.