bosquelch

Bosquelching is the act of squelching in someones backyard. If you get caught, you have to start Boshumping

Tim: "SQUELCHHHHHHHHH"
John: "Tim, why are you Bosquelching in my backyard?"
Tim: "Oh sorry John, ill start Boshumping.
John: "Thats the spirit!

by burrito.swae March 30, 2017

Boshump

Boshumping is often occured after being caught Bosquelching in someone's backyard. Boshumping is when someone who has previously been caught Bosquelching is taking a big meaty shump in somones backyard. Failure to complete such task results in diareah exploding in someone's panties when least expected. Though we know that won't happen because your a good boy. Lol. Have u ever wondered why Drake stopped rapping, I mean he had some good talent but he threw it away. Now he's garbage. This is often referred to as, "Drake sucks" Though I often like to think of it as Aposturealiosistofient.

Tim - "oh come on john, again? You were just Bosquelching in my backyard last week."
John - " sorry tim, I just can't resist"
Tim - "well bud, you know the drill. Come on now."
John - "AHHHHHH" *moans in agony from enormous shump*

Boshump - the act of shumping in someones backyard after being caught bosquelching

by burrito.swae July 14, 2017