The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
Bobatard - A libtard that enforces their opinion whilst drinking Boba in an almost authoritarian manner. Bobatard's often attract simps because simps want to be stepped on and are subservient to the authoritarian manner of Bobatard's, and they also get boba after school everyday.