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To finish another persons story or joke by interrupting them in order to get the satisfaction of the punch line.

You can also excuse yourself when interrupting another person by saying "I hate to Bob your story, but..."
-You= "Who'd win, Ditka or God?"

-Asshole who Bob'd your joke="Who'd win, no, no, trick question, Ditka is God"

-You= "You just Bob'd my joke you fuck!"
Bob'd by Mo Vice November 14, 2010
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To be beat in the leaderboards last second by someone that has far fewer kills than you.
You just got Bob'd.
Bob'd by thebobislazy April 29, 2022

Bill And Bob'd 

When you drive up to a girls bedroom window in your car after a long night of drinking, you knock on the window she opens it, and you say "one beef 3-way, please", then she sticks her roastbeef curtains out her window, and you devour it in under 1 minute, then you peel out without payin, and drunk drive home HAPPY!
Johnny: "My shirts covered in sauce, I cant even remember goin to bill n bobs last night."
Dicky: "Bra' you didnt go there, you just Bill And Bob'd Laura"
Bill And Bob'd by Dicky Dewski October 30, 2008

cheddar bob'd the toilet seat

when you accidently shit on the toilet seat
"Awwwww Fuckkkkkk, I just cheddar bob'd the toilet seat again."- Abdul
The coolest cat this side of the Rockies. He is always fun to be with and hang around at his crib. His Cav eats. Drinks like a dehydrated camel. Comes from the coolest lineage a nigga ever did see. Oh yeah, and he has an enormous dick.
Yo, my nigga D Bob what's crackin'?!

So my nigga D Bob right? He's got that big ole floppy donkey dick.
D Bob by Beezy69 October 23, 2011

Bob Barker'd 

To spay or neuter. After Bob Barker's famous lines, "have your pets spayed or neutered", at the end of every show.
Bob Barker'd by blastulation June 29, 2010
Verb. To "accidently" trip on a cord attached to an electical device thus causing damage.
Great! You just Bob C'd that laptop.
Bob C'd by Gabe S October 22, 2007
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