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Boast post 

A humble brag on social media.
That influencer just boast posted about about the free meal she got at Taco Bell.
Boast post by FilipinoReno December 16, 2021
When someone anonymously creates an ad on Craigslist advertising that the poster lives in a large metropolitan area and has a free (or very cheap) boat that they've recently inherited and are desperate to get rid of ASAP.

The ad goes on to say that they don't respond to email, but to call any time - and lists the victim's cell phone number as the contact.

It's best to when the ad is posted very early in the morning, thus guaranteeing a daylong swarm of boat related calls, sometimes carrying over into the following days.
Classic Boat Post scenario:

4:30AM *Victim's cell phone rings*

Caller: "Hey, I'm calling about the boat you've got listed on Craigslist."

Victim: "Look, I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't have a boat, ok? Someone must have pranked me."

Caller: "Oh... Wow that sucks. So, do you still have the boat?"

Victim: *Hangs up in frustration*

Repeat 100+ more times throughout the day

Post-Boost Phase 

The period during which war heads and decoys are released during the last stage of a ballistic missle.
I was walking my dog when a post-boost phase... occured.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026