pay as you go peasant

Someone who will only use a pay as you go mobile phone service and is always running out of credit, forcing you to ring them back
"I've got no credit"

"Pay as you go peasant!"
by trist December 09, 2008
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boast post

A generic newsletter, usually sent yearly and often with a Christmas card, which is generally smug and self-satisfied in tone.
eg "My God theres more and more boast post every year"
by trist December 13, 2008
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