Bluntwood

Brentwood aka Bluntwood; the most hardcore lil town in central Long Island. The town actually has black people in it unlike Holbrook and Coram and shitty ass wigger towns.

If you want to live in a suburb instead of the city and you dont want to be around all white people, then move to Brentwood (Bluntwood) but hurry the highschool is PACKED!

by Reggaetonist October 25, 2004

Brentwood Bucks

The Form of currency used in the very wealthy Brentwood neighborhood of Los Angeles. 1 Brentwood buck is equal to 10 US dollars. The currency is accepted at various stores and restaurants in Brentwood, including but no limited to, lulu lemon, yoga smoga, blow dry bar, and many others.

Brentwood girl: Daddy could I have 10 Brentwood bucks to go buy a Cartier love bracelet?
Brentwood Dad: Sweetie they don't take Brentwood bucks in the palisades ,you will have to use the United States dollar.

Brentwood girl: eww you mean the money people east of the 405 use?

Non Brentwood girl: omg the new iphone is so expensive it's 300 dollars!
Brentwood girl : that's cheap, it's only 30 Brentwood bucks!

by Brentwood resident October 27, 2015

brentwood hello

A Brentwood Hello is what it is called when a woman wakes up a man by fellatio.

Feeling something, i opened my eyes one morning only to be on the recieving end of a brentwood hello.

by Cynikal January 2, 2005

Boutwood

To do a boutwood is to tell your friend's enemy about something your friend said about them - normally something sexual. As in 'about wood' ~ about penis.

Martha: I bet Tom is hung.
Jack: Haha, yeh! Go for him!

Jack: Hey, Tom, Martha is all up on your shit!

Martha: Oh, no! Tom just talked to me about his dick! Jack did a boutwood!

by LadyAngsthase May 11, 2010

brentwood wakeup

A term given to O.J. Simpson's late wife Nicole Brown referring to giving oral sex the next morning to wake up the many younger men that she took home in Brentwood California

Brian "Nicole loved to give brentwood wakeups to the many young guys she took home the next morning"

by spacecakebrian June 13, 2010

Brentwood Christian School

It’s a horrendic wasteland of a school that decides its a far more impressive idea to waste money on statues instead of actual learning supplies, and also has lovely meet ups every tuesday where they go around the neighborhood spreading the word of God by lynching homosexuals.

After my friend came out to a student of Brentwood Christian School, they mysteriously found him dead in a ditch.

by Not A Pedofile March 8, 2019

Brentwood Housewife

A rich suburban housewife, who lives in a huge house with a maid and a gardner and a very rich husband, nearly always very WASP like.
Originates from the Brentwood district in L.A but now applies to rich women of all areas.

Sandra Bullock in Crash, Anglina Jolie in Mr and Mrs Smith, Kirsten Cohen in the O.C

-hey, see that woman on the schoolrun in her big black SUV?
-yeah, what a Brentwood Housewife!

by adamw89 August 30, 2006