Reggaetonist's definitions

Sex and Weed

The only natural gifts from God. Whoever thought of and agrees with marijuana being illegal and no sex till youre 18 will burn in hell and get fucked up by God personally...

Nigga, fuck the government, how dare they try to take away the only gifts that God gave us. Well it dont really matter anyway, ive been fucking them bitches since i was 11, and ive been smokin herb since i was 9.

by Reggaetonist November 4, 2004

Daddy Yankee

A great reggaeton artist who has great songs like "Gasolina" "No Me Dejes Solo" "Dale Caliente" and is featured in "Oye Mi Canto" with Nore and Nina Sky. Born in San Juan raised in Santo Domingo, no idea where hes livin now. You can see him on mun2.

www.daddyyankee.com

by Reggaetonist October 22, 2004

Christina Aguilera

Born "Christina Agler", but then changed her name to "Christina Aguilera" before the release of her first album. She always wanted to be the ghetto latina slut she is today, but the record company wouldnt let her. So she changed her lastname to a Spanish name, she got a fake tan, sluttly clothes, and urban ghetto music.

Will someone please tell Christina Agler that she is a red-neck white-girl.

by Reggaetonist November 12, 2004

Skin Colors

From lightest to darkest...


Albino: No pigment, very very pale.

White: The average Caucasion.

Yellow: The average Asian.

Olive: Mediterannean/Middle-Eastern/Latino, a light tan.

Brown: The average Mexican.

Black: The average Negro.

Burnt: A very dark Negro.
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Albino: Amy Lee
White: Britney Spears
Yellow: Lucy Liu
Olive: Jessica Alba
Brown: Jennifer Lopez
Black: Bill Cosby
Burnt: Mr. T

by Reggaetonist November 3, 2004

mun2

A tv station with shows like "The Roof" and "La Conexion". Its pretty boring but the music videos are great and so are the sexy dancers.

When im horney I switch to mun2 and jerk-off to the dancers.

by Reggaetonist October 22, 2004

Bluntwood

Brentwood aka Bluntwood; the most hardcore lil town in central Long Island. The town actually has black people in it unlike Holbrook and Coram and shitty ass wigger towns.

If you want to live in a suburb instead of the city and you dont want to be around all white people, then move to Brentwood (Bluntwood) but hurry the highschool is PACKED!

by Reggaetonist October 25, 2004

paypal

An online credit company that charges rediculous fees whenever a costomer pays me, which fucks up my profit.

It took me a while and alot of calculations to figure out a way to improve profit after I heard about ebay fees, now theres paypal fees, what the fuck, theyre both owned by the same company, why is there a fee for both?!
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Lets just put it this way, ive sold 12 items, I went from $0.00 to -$14.00. I now owe paypal/ebay 14 bucks! Thats the opposite of profit.

by Reggaetonist December 19, 2004