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Blumpty Dumpty

A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.
The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.
by TexMexMariner November 28, 2014
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Blumpky Dumpty

When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.
"Blumpky Dumpty sat on a wall, Blumpky Dumpty had a great fall . . ."
by Volde-blumpkin September 29, 2009
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