Blumpty Dumpty 

A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.

The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.

Blumpty Dumpty by TexMexMariner November 28, 2014

Blumpky Dumpty 

When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.

"Blumpky Dumpty sat on a wall, Blumpky Dumpty had a great fall . . ."

Blumpky Dumpty by Volde-blumpkin September 29, 2009

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

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DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019