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Blumpkin Seed-Pie

The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.
*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!
Blumpkin Seed-Pie by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009

bumpkin seed 

the child of a bumpkin who will no doubt becoming a bumpkin himself/herself
That little kid eating the paint chips sure is a bumpkin seed.
bumpkin seed by JohnnyDax January 16, 2010

Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.
Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!
Johnny blumpkinseed by anonymous November 13, 2025

Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.
Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!
Johnny blumpkinseed by anonymous November 13, 2025

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026