blumpkineer

a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.

She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.

by agathasausage June 26, 2009

blumpkindred spirit

A "new friend" found while cruising for sex in a public men's room. The new friend will perform a special sex act (a blumpkin) without even making the recipient get off the toilet.

Repugnican Senator Larry Craig sat down on the crapper and assumed his usual wide stance. He moved his foot toward the next stall thinking the guy next door might want a blowjob while he was taking a dump. He soon realized the guy was an undercover cop, not a blumpkindred spirit.

by Cuntoleezza Rice October 28, 2007

Blumpkinetics

The study of the physics involved in giving and receiving blumpkins. This field includes such concepts as oral/anal viscosity and drag analysis, Navier-Stokes Fluid computations, and statistical fecal scattering modeling.

I just completed my Masters of Blumpkinetics at Brown University.

by Dr. Phys January 21, 2010

bumkineer

a typical small town person that knows no better

this bumkineer siting behind me really staring to get on my last nerve.

by varavva December 24, 2009

blumpkinesiology

the scientific study of the art of:
a. giving blumpkins
and
b. recieving blumpkins

Karl studied hard for eight years and he finaly got his license in blumpkinesiology. His next goal was to become a Bill Bellamysologist.

by the bombastic blumptastic May 1, 2003

blumpkinexting

sexting + shexting = blumpkinexting

texting while taking a shit while getting head

you dumb fucker, i can't come over now, i was fucking blumpkinexting you so give me a god damn few minutes

by righteous turd bro October 17, 2010

blumpkinette

The same as the traditional blumpkin, only difference being the recipient is a female

Paul loved Itzia so much he gave her a sweet blumpkinette.

by PaulBaby August 19, 2007