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blumpkineer 

a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.
She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.
blumpkineer by agathasausage June 26, 2009
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blumpkindred spirit 

A "new friend" found while cruising for sex in a public men's room. The new friend will perform a special sex act (a blumpkin) without even making the recipient get off the toilet.
Repugnican Senator Larry Craig sat down on the crapper and assumed his usual wide stance. He moved his foot toward the next stall thinking the guy next door might want a blowjob while he was taking a dump. He soon realized the guy was an undercover cop, not a blumpkindred spirit.

Blumpkinetics 

The study of the physics involved in giving and receiving blumpkins. This field includes such concepts as oral/anal viscosity and drag analysis, Navier-Stokes Fluid computations, and statistical fecal scattering modeling.
I just completed my Masters of Blumpkinetics at Brown University.
Blumpkinetics by Dr. Phys January 21, 2010

bumkineer 

a typical small town person that knows no better
this bumkineer siting behind me really staring to get on my last nerve.
bumkineer by varavva December 24, 2009

blumpkinesiology

the scientific study of the art of:
a. giving blumpkins
and
b. recieving blumpkins
Karl studied hard for eight years and he finaly got his license in blumpkinesiology. His next goal was to become a Bill Bellamysologist.

blumpkinexting 

sexting + shexting = blumpkinexting

texting while taking a shit while getting head
you dumb fucker, i can't come over now, i was fucking blumpkinexting you so give me a god damn few minutes

blumpkinette 

The same as the traditional blumpkin, only difference being the recipient is a female
Paul loved Itzia so much he gave her a sweet blumpkinette.
blumpkinette by PaulBaby August 19, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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