blumpkinette 

The same as the traditional blumpkin, only difference being the recipient is a female

Paul loved Itzia so much he gave her a sweet blumpkinette.

blumpkinette by PaulBaby August 19, 2007

Blumpkinetics 

The study of the physics involved in giving and receiving blumpkins. This field includes such concepts as oral/anal viscosity and drag analysis, Navier-Stokes Fluid computations, and statistical fecal scattering modeling.

I just completed my Masters of Blumpkinetics at Brown University.

Blumpkinetics by Dr. Phys January 21, 2010

Blumpkette

When a man eats a woman out (eating clam) while she takes a shit.

Women don't know true pleasure until they experienced a blumpkette from Pat Blake.

Blumpkette by Pat Blake December 20, 2008

blumpkinexting 

sexting + shexting = blumpkinexting

texting while taking a shit while getting head

you dumb fucker, i can't come over now, i was fucking blumpkinexting you so give me a god damn few minutes

blumpkinexting by righteous turd bro October 17, 2010

blumpkinstein 

a term of friendship between two males who enjoy the thought of blumpkins.

yo blumpkinstein whats goin on tonite?

blumpkinstein by blumpkinstein71 April 12, 2009

Blumpkinate 

when the blumpkinee(the person obtaining the blumpkin) has an uber supreme orgasm which causes him/her to produce waste out of the penis or vagina, this is very painful process and can cause a uernum and very rarely death.

He was blumpkinated last night.; He died from a blumpkinate.

Blumpkinate by Mitchel Anstee August 3, 2010

blumpkinese 

blumpkinese is a race of a person that gives you a blumkpin named murricio

Your so blumpkinese.

blumpkinese by campymywampy November 9, 2023