3 definitions by the bombastic blumptastic
When a girl is laying on the bed naked with her mouth wide open, and you jump all the way from the doorway and slam-dunk your balls in her mouth and you say "Air Jordan, bitch!"
Man, last night I brought that dirtleg home, and I said hey, just lay there on the bed with your mouth open, and she said why? And I was like you'll see, just do it. so she did and I pulled a fucking Air Jordan.
by the bombastic blumptastic April 30, 2003
by the bombastic blumptastic May 26, 2003
Karl studied hard for eight years and he finaly got his license in blumpkinesiology. His next goal was to become a Bill Bellamysologist.
by the bombastic blumptastic May 2, 2003