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blastijass 

hey that mutherfucker just blastijass with a bazooka
blastijass by broblaster January 9, 2009

BlisticZena 

BlisticZena is a small YouTuber who dose animations and draws. there also a gamer Furry. they are also nick named the UwU King.
BListicZena is a YT and a name for them.

blisticles 

There is a excessive amount of blisters on your balls.
Ouch! I have alot of blisticles on my balls
blisticles by KCB Words January 1, 2010

Blasticate 

To smash, blow up, or otherwise destroy somthing beyond all recognition.
My printer crapped out on me today so I took it into the garage, grabbed a pipe, and blasticated it.
Blasticate by themutantlizard September 30, 2013
Small blisters (small raised bubbles on the skin filled with fluid) found on the inside base of fingers (though sometimes on the inside top knuckle of pointer of middle finger, tip of pinky finger, or inside knuckle of thumb) usually caused by extensive rowing, especially when a crew rower attempts sculling or a coxswain attempts rowing in general.
crew friend: *screams*
me: dude what's wrong?
friend: i got me some blisties from sculling practice
me: w e a k

stroke seat: my coxswain from last year is crying!! what do i do?
bow seat: oh, she grew four inches so she has to row this year and she got a bunch of blisties
Blisties by crewmur October 16, 2018

Blasticated 

To become so fucked up that you feel as though your brain has exploded and that making up words is acceptable.
Yo dawg I got so fuckin' blasticated last night, I was hoopdango out there..
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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