Blue Waffler

Someone who waffles out of the blue

Nah man why are you chatting when you weren't involved you blue waffler

by Adminininin December 30, 2018

Blue waffle

Don't fucking look it up.

Blue Waffle.

Just don't.

by ThatGuyOnIine March 28, 2016

Blue Waffle Effect

The irresistable urge to google something after someone assures you that you absolutely do not want to.

"Bro, last night I saw the pain olympics and charfed in my mouth a little. Do not google it."

"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"

by CasbahRocker December 7, 2012

Blue waffles

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.

Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.

by Maleficent 2002 August 3, 2017

Blue waffle

derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down.

I bet your mom has blue waffle

by tickledicks March 22, 2016

Blue waffle

Somthing you shouldn't look up.

Guy1:"Hey look up Blue waffle."
Guy2:"sure"
He got victimized

by The fag that u hate December 13, 2017

Blue waffle

The image of the blue waffle that had went viral in the past is indeed real and not photoshopped like some others have suggested. While the blue waffle is not a specific infection or disease, it is rather due to general neglect of a severe prolonged infection of the vagina that almost pairs with gangrene. Common in third world hookers and general women who have given up on life/severe mental problems.

"Yo, whats the most disgusting thing you've ever seen on the internet?"
"The blue waffle, but dont look it up."

by Billythekid321 February 27, 2019