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blue bowels 

painful, prolonged constipation, without the sweet release of a bowel movement.
"Ugh, I haven't shat in two days. Too much pizza always gives me blue bowels."
blue bowels by shmuckaroo banzai December 20, 2008

Blue Bowler 

A girl who is a master at giving blue balls.
She was rubbing up against my junk all night but she didnt want to fuck.. god damn Blue Bowler
Blue Bowler by bigspence October 5, 2018

Blue Bowels 

The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .
Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels
Blue Bowels by jakerater February 22, 2011

Blue bowels 

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.
“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”
Blue bowels by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

Blue Bawls 

When you're jonesing to cum or something
"hey man, I'm really jonesing to cum right now can you watch my dog real quick before I get blue bawls"
Blue Bawls by MrSyde January 7, 2023

Blue bowl platter

Placing a blue bowl on a serving plate to imply that there are drugs or substances within the food or drink it’s holding.
“Man, Dave served a crazy blue bowl last night, I lost 3 car keys””blue bowl platter honey! Blue bowl platter!”
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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