Blue Bowls

When you pour a big bowl full of cereal and realize there is no milk.

I was about to eat a giant bowl of Cap’n Crunch, but then I opened the fridge and found out we had no milk. Now I got a bad case of blue bowls

Blue Bowls by Mtrain30 December 21, 2020

blue bowels 

painful, prolonged constipation, without the sweet release of a bowel movement.

"Ugh, I haven't shat in two days. Too much pizza always gives me blue bowels."

blue bowels by shmuckaroo banzai December 20, 2008

Blue Bowler 

A girl who is a master at giving blue balls.

She was rubbing up against my junk all night but she didnt want to fuck.. god damn Blue Bowler

Blue Bowler by bigspence October 5, 2018

Blue Bowels 

The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .

Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels

Blue Bowels by jakerater February 22, 2011

Blue bowels 

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”

Blue bowels by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022

Blue Bawls 

When you're jonesing to cum or something

"hey man, I'm really jonesing to cum right now can you watch my dog real quick before I get blue bawls"

Blue Bawls by MrSyde January 7, 2023

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024