when you know you just did something completely amazing OR got something SO right.... and you want everyone to know about it. you're the shit and basically, thats all there is to it.
When a guy asks out a girl and she says something to the effect of "Yeah, that would be great, just let me check my schedule." Then she gives the guy the run around for a week or so until she finally decides how to tell you she was never interested in the first place.
"Hey man, remember that girl I told you I had a date with this weekend?"
"Yeah dude, she's cute. Why?"
"Well she text me earlier today and bladowed me."
"That sucks bro."
So this is something on Google to never search its a very bad thing its basically Manga or anime but inappropriate like very inappropriate please don't search it up
Tim: hey John?
John: yes?
Tim: have you heard of bludwing its very good to jack off to
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!