Blows to Blow

1.Giving a minimum of two blow jobs in one week

2.When you do something that screws up your whole summer leading into your freshman year.
Side Effects: obesity

Bro 1: Kaleigh blew me at the park last night!
Bro 2: She blew me this morning
Bro 3: She's blowing me tomorrow!
C.M.: She really blows to blow.

Bro 96: I don't get girls.
Bro 69: Blows to blow.

by gossipgurl69 March 15, 2011

it takes one to blow one!

A playful twist on a well-worn childhood phrase which in this particular case refers to being gay.

Well my friend, all I can say to you at this point is that it takes one to blow one!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

ma mango is to blow up

ma mango is to blow up and act like i don no nobody ay. arharharharhar

ma mango is to blow up

by krakhead chikle January 4, 2019

im about to blow

"Im about to blow" is a phrase which seemed to be created and popularized by the adult content creator, Dreamybullxxx. Dreamy uses this phrase when he jerks off and is about to cum. The phrase also has alternames names such as "Ambadeblou". The phrase is usually referring to something that seems "sus" with a supposed innocent meaning such as the trend of taking the original video and adding a heading with a sad title, to make the video seem innocent until you actually realize, making it a form of shock humour. There are two ways to describe it, the first being something clearly sexual, something like "Thats what she said". The second being along the lines of relating to the original memes.

Example 1:
John: "This has been lasting for so long."
Mike: "Im about to blow!"

Example 2:
John: "He watched his family die"
John: "Im about to blow!"

by BigRobux25 May 30, 2022

who do I have to blow

Rhetorical question lead, used to express frustration at an inability to find someone who can assist with a problem. Often used in Customer Service or workplace settings.

Who do I have to blow to cancel this internet service?

by Derogenault February 2, 2007

b to blow

something markiplier said in a horror game

markiplier: want me to press b to blow

by LookAwayOrDie October 26, 2016

way to blow

The opposite of saying "Way to go," it basically means, "Wow, you failed."

Dude A: Oh dang! I almost beat the 150cc Special Cup, but then some noob CPU blue shelled me in the face right before the finish line!
Dude B: Way to blow.

by ska-douche November 2, 2009