Blowjob on the rocks

A Blowjob were the penis gets inserted into the mouth while it is filled with cubes of ice. Giving a rather "interesting" stimulation.

At a family gathering
Wife "Hey what do you want for dinner?"
Son-in-Law: "Blowjob on the rocks for me hun."
Parents-in-law: A what??

Blowjob on the rocks by Kha6 January 4, 2021

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blow job on the rocks

The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.

Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.

blow job on the rocks by sala January 17, 2003

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blow job on the rocks

when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.

we had a big argument last night,then she gave me ablow job on the rocks.

blow job on the rocks by Anonymous May 9, 2003

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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