Blow tard

Anyone who is so retarded they will suck anyone's dick who ask them.

He's such a blow tard.

by Judge dredd7 July 22, 2011

blow tard

A blow tard is a partially retarded person who is such a dumbass, they can be persuaded to blow anyone and anything. A perfect example is that twinky bitch Jarred.

Jarred are you sucking that pig off.....fuckin' blow tard.

or

Oh my god is that Jarred? What a blow tard. He once raped a pidgeon.

by Cambo against Jarred February 8, 2005

blowtard

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.

Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

Blowtard

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.

Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.

by anarkism April 10, 2010

Blowtard

1:A cokehead of usually the younger female, although can be male, persuasion who is convinced and will attempt to convince others that they are addicted to cocaine when they only do it rarely or at large parties.

2: A generally annoying younger cokehead

God, Amy is such a blowtard, she hardly ever did cocaine and now shes in rehab.

by Cptncoleian November 10, 2005

Blowtard

TeeVee commentator reliant on the force of his voice rather than the strength of his thoughts.

Sean Hannity, Chris Mathew, Rush Limbaugh and Lou Dobbs are all blowtards.

by worow December 9, 2008

Blowtard

Amalgamation of "blowhard" and "retard," most thoroughly personified by Governor Rick Perry of Texas.

Did you hear what that Texas Governor Rick Perry said about global warming being a hoax to line the pockets of scientists? If not you'll undoubtedly hear it again, that blowtard loves the sound of his own voice.

by tikk August 23, 2011