Blow tard
Blow tard by Judge dredd7 July 22, 2011
blow tard
A blow tard is a partially retarded person who is such a dumbass, they can be persuaded to blow anyone and anything. A perfect example is that twinky bitch Jarred.
Jarred are you sucking that pig off.....fuckin' blow tard.
or
Oh my god is that Jarred? What a blow tard. He once raped a pidgeon.
or
Oh my god is that Jarred? What a blow tard. He once raped a pidgeon.
blow tard by Cambo against Jarred February 8, 2005
blowtard
blowtard by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019
Blowtard
n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.
Blowtard
1:A cokehead of usually the younger female, although can be male, persuasion who is convinced and will attempt to convince others that they are addicted to cocaine when they only do it rarely or at large parties.
2: A generally annoying younger cokehead
2: A generally annoying younger cokehead
Blowtard by Cptncoleian November 10, 2005
Blowtard
Blowtard
Amalgamation of "blowhard" and "retard," most thoroughly personified by Governor Rick Perry of Texas.
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