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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
Blow Job Season by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

Blowjob season 

When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.
Hey honey when does blowjob season start?
Blowjob season by Polaker September 7, 2007

Blowjob Season 

The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.
Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'

Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'

Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'

seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
seasoned blowjob by Bawgg January 14, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026