Definitions by TesticuloTheSexGod

Swag Warrior 

Someone who is arguably the pinnacle of swag.

"You know James Cage White? He is a total swag warrior."

Swag Warrior by TesticuloTheSexGod April 3, 2023

Blorple 

To ejaculate into a womans rear end whilst upside down and "sitting" criss-cross.

"Dude I gave her the nastiest blorple."

Blorple by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023

Carnivorous Cheeks 

When a female's pants wedgie in between her gluteal muscles.

"Did you see how Sadie's ass ate up her leggings? That is one pair of carnivorous cheeks."

Carnivorous Cheeks by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023