TesticuloTheSexGod's definitions

Swag Warrior

Someone who is arguably the pinnacle of swag.

"You know James Cage White? He is a total swag warrior."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 3, 2023

Blorple

To ejaculate into a womans rear end whilst upside down and "sitting" criss-cross.

"Dude I gave her the nastiest blorple."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023

Carnivorous Cheeks

When a female's pants wedgie in between her gluteal muscles.

"Did you see how Sadie's ass ate up her leggings? That is one pair of carnivorous cheeks."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023