TesticuloTheSexGod's definitions

Carnivorous Cheeks

When a female's pants wedgie in between her gluteal muscles.

"Did you see how Sadie's ass ate up her leggings? That is one pair of carnivorous cheeks."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023

Blorple

To ejaculate into a womans rear end whilst upside down and "sitting" criss-cross.

"Dude I gave her the nastiest blorple."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023

Swag Warrior

Someone who is arguably the pinnacle of swag.

"You know James Cage White? He is a total swag warrior."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 3, 2023