3 definitions by TesticuloTheSexGod

To ejaculate into a womans rear end whilst upside down and "sitting" criss-cross.
"Dude I gave her the nastiest blorple."
by TesticuloTheSexGod April 3, 2023
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Someone who is arguably the pinnacle of swag.
"You know James Cage White? He is a total swag warrior."
by TesticuloTheSexGod April 4, 2023
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When a female's pants wedgie in between her gluteal muscles.
"Did you see how Sadie's ass ate up her leggings? That is one pair of carnivorous cheeks."
by TesticuloTheSexGod April 3, 2023
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