Blood monkey 

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.

Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/

Blood monkey by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018

monkey blood 

Raspberry syrup, typically applied to a 99 ice cream cone by a Mr Whippy in a northern industrial town.

"Can I have a flake in that please? And plenty of monkey blood."

monkey blood by northnog February 8, 2012

monkey blood 

another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds

I skinned my knee and my momma put monkey blood on it.

monkey blood by AllieB January 13, 2008

Monkey's Blood 

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.

"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"

Monkey's Blood by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009

Monkey’s Blood 

Monkey’s Blood is Northern slang for Strawberry Sauce. This originated from Hartlepool due to hanging a monkey found on a shipwreck during the Napoleonic Wars of the early 19th century, believing him to be a French spy and giving people from Hartlepool the nickname of “Monkey Hangers”! Monkey’s Blood references the red colour of Strawberry Sauce to the blood of the monkey.

Can I have Monkey’s Blood on that Ice-cream please mate?

Monkey’s Blood by Silvergrey1 February 23, 2021

monkey's blood 

fruity flavoured syrup used as an ice cream topping, generally raspberry or strawberry flavour
(northern english term)

can i have monkey's blood and a flake on mine please

monkey's blood by m56 January 17, 2025

blood money 

Money acquired through killing and what not.

The mobster bought their guns with blood money to acquire more blood money.

blood money by Lubba Dubba October 9, 2003