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blondourage 

(n.) An entourage of attractive, scantily clad young blonde women that accompany a high-profile male celebrity to public events. Generally, but not limited to Los Angeles due to weather. Please note, a female cannot have a blondourage.
"Hugh Hefner is amazing. I saw him out at MOOD last night with seven blonde bunnies. He's got quite a blondourage"
blondourage by HelenHar January 30, 2007

Bronsonian 

When you squint your eyes and talk through your teeth with a tough, yet nasally tone, ala Charles Bronson.
An example of Bronsonian speak:

Bronson Child: Hey ma, I want some cookies!
Bronson Mom: No dice.
Bronson Child: Dis ain't ovah.
Bronsonian by saulgoode42 January 16, 2008

bondonkadonk 

A really Fat ass.so fat u say bondonkadonk.
Dam that beezie got a bondonkadonk see her homie
bondonkadonk by J-Cuz July 24, 2006

Bondovial 

A word describing something as most excellent, or conveying uncharacteristic greatness.
Have you heard the new Arcade Fire track? It is MOST bondovial!
Bondovial by Gnarculese April 7, 2017
High Tech Bondage BDSM
The infusion of Bondage with electronics, Hydrolics or Pneumatics.
Computer Controlled Bondage with one user operating and controller the subject from afar.
I cant wait to control that bitch with Bondonics
BONDONICS by kobal1 May 30, 2011

Brondonize

To ruin a phrase, band, etc. through overuse or chronic misuse. Can also be ruined by a certain person or group using it (Ex. an Ex-girlfriend, posers), or unintentionally mangled (Ex. a friend who can't do a good Mr. Mackey impression to save his life, but insists on doing it over and over because he thinks he's great at it). Sadly, anything can be Brondonized: movies, sexual positions, entire genres of film.
"I can't stand this song anymore. My ex-girlfriend Brondonized it."

"The posers at Hot Topic are trying to Brondonize Iron Maiden. Bastards."
Brondonize by Natepalm October 19, 2003