When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.
''Hey! Someone just covered the firststall with the Bondsville Splatters!!'
When you drink Allen's Ginger Brandy and Budweiser's, and was them down with Ron Dog's, and then proceed to spackle the toilet bowl with fecal matter after digesting the trio.
Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.
The yellow elephants indigeonous to the south of france only. During sexual stimulation they release a delecasy known as cranmjaculation. they have become increasingly rare since the year 2001.
1. Mommy, lets go to the zoo and see some Bonjokial Elephants.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"